Things that happened today

1. A taxi totally totalled a bike rider while I was sitting outside my cash job this morning summoning the courage to walk in and do nothing all day. He wasn't hurt although he screamed like he was. But he went totally off his nut at this taxi driver. Favourite line:
   

   "Sorry? You think sorry is going to cut it? You're delusional." Who comes up with delusional when they have been just been hit by a taxi?
   

2. Buying dinner in the supermarket and suddenly a man in a black trench coat is led from aisle 9 (THE CHOCOLATE AISLE!!!) handcuffed by two police. Our poor criminal was then made to do the walk of shame through the whole shopping centre to the far exit. Favourite line from checkout chick: "What? Again?" I love where I live.