Oh, poor neglected blog. Look at you sitting there in your virtual reality, alone, neglected, wondering if it was you that brought this upon yourself. What did I do? Am I supposed to do something other than sit there and look good? Am I supposed to think for myself? Write my own posts?
Fret not sweet blog. Like a true commitment phobe I am back and this time it is for good. Really. Promise. Swear on my … something really important to me. This time it's going to be different. I'm going to change. I'm going to be everything you want and need. I'll be your soul mate. Promise … Come on. Give us a little smile. We'll have make up sex later. Yes. Promise I won't come first.
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