Okay. I don't want anyone to panic but I woke up this morning to realise that it is only 15 days to Christmas.
Fine. Start panicking. I sure as hell am. I have not done a thing. I haven't thought of Christmas. Okay, well, slight lie. I have made a list of stuff that I want. But as for other people, no, no and a bit more no.
Oh God. The buying of presents. The wrapping of presents. The sending of presents to far flung lands such as Queensland for my family to toss to one side and never think of again. Oh God. The wasting of money. And only 15 days in which to do all of this. I think we will start calling it Crapistmas. Spread it around. I am 100% certain it is going to catch on.
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