All systems are go ...
http://blogs.courant.com/curtain/2011/08/xxxxx-3.html
If you come near me right now, watch yourself. I am totally on fire
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
Enough!
Hey! You! Person from NASA who came to my blog by searching for asbestos jokes? Yeah you.
What the hell are you doing?
Shouldn't you be hiding aliens and trying not to get sucked into a black hole? Yeah. I so know about space and science and stuff so don't even start with me. Asbestos jokes? Really? Why could you possibly need asbestos jokes? Is that what passes for fun down there at NASA? Is it?
STOP IT!
You're scaring the hell out of me.
Long
Yeah.
It's all great and well to be going on holidays and jetting off here and there and whatnot and whatever, but you know what's not great and well? Actually getting shit done so you can go do whatever.
I have a list as long as a person with a freakishly long arm. Like Guiness Book long. Like those weird shows you see late at night about people with trees growing out of the hands and stuff. That long.
NOT FUN!
Okay. Rant over.
It's all great and well to be going on holidays and jetting off here and there and whatnot and whatever, but you know what's not great and well? Actually getting shit done so you can go do whatever.
I have a list as long as a person with a freakishly long arm. Like Guiness Book long. Like those weird shows you see late at night about people with trees growing out of the hands and stuff. That long.
NOT FUN!
Okay. Rant over.
Thursday, August 4, 2011
Bat shit crazy
Someone found my blog by typing into google 'What is a phlegm witch?'.
No. I can't make these things up.
But happy to know that I'm providing a service.
No. I can't make these things up.
But happy to know that I'm providing a service.
Shannapalooza
In the next two months I am going to become one of those types of people. That have the life. You know. Those people that you look at and say "Well, they have the life."
In the next two months I have trips to Sydney, Brisbane and New York. Try and find a link between those three places and the only thing you can come up with is ME!!!
I'm nicknaming it Shannapalooza. I'm making T-shirts. Feel free to casually mention to loved ones and total strangers "That girl, well she has the life." Because I do.
In the next two months I have trips to Sydney, Brisbane and New York. Try and find a link between those three places and the only thing you can come up with is ME!!!
I'm nicknaming it Shannapalooza. I'm making T-shirts. Feel free to casually mention to loved ones and total strangers "That girl, well she has the life." Because I do.
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